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Two New Places

Saturday, December 9th, 2017

Exciting news for Hyborian Age scholars: two new Hyrkanian city-states/provinces have been discovered. The city-state of Dimmorz went to war with Balkhana during the early-middle period of Conan’s life. Recently retrieved artifacts picture Conan leading a mercenary army in the pay of Balkhana’s nobles. From what can be reconstructed, Conan’s army was trapped in a walled city, but thanks to some social justice activism, the Balkhanas defeated the army from Dimmorz.

Two images survive:


An etching displaying Conan’s activism work.


A close-up of one of Conan’s biggest supporters.

Armed and Dog-erness

Wednesday, November 29th, 2017

One of the few radius and ulna depictions from middle-period Hyborian paintings. Additionally, it is one of the only hand-flying paintings that incorporates the radius and ulna in it.

This beautiful work was found in the collection of Baron von Grilfre, a long-time Hyborian art aficionado. Cataloged as HB124 by Lloyds of London, it is better known to alternate historians as Gnarls in Charge.

The Better Part

Thursday, September 7th, 2017

Here is a seldom-seen scene of Conan making tracks:


“The Gods of Bal-Sagoth”

Despite my long-time AD&D playing, I never played this game:

But please, don’t start the description of of who you can play with an elf.

Conan the Corpse Robber

Sunday, September 3rd, 2017

Another great story today from Savage Sword 12, “The Curse of the Crimson Castle.” Conan kills three people in the first seven pages and performs a little corpse robbing while he is at it:

Yes, he is prying another dead man’s rings from the grip of a man he just killed.

It is nice to know that not even sexy Brythunian ladies can keep Conan’s superstition at bay:

Howard Photo

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

I found this reference to a Robert Howard photo in Savage Sword 11. There is an article about fanzines and this one came up:

I have never seen it, but the Howard Works site had it in their bibliographic entry of the issue. Looking good Bob, looking good.