Test tube circle pit
test tube circle pit

Specific gravity
is the key
you see
to the universe’s
eternal majesty

Scientific zeal unlocks
the wheel
of the real karmic deal
in Centrifugal steel

Spinning, spinning
round and round
light goes up
heavy goes down

test tube circle pit
test tube circle pit

test tube circle pit
test tube circle pit

particulates collide
Elements hide
in the slurry medium
of the chemical divide

Lanthanides and Actinides
Act as guides
for the ever-turning
Cyclone drive

Turning, turning
round and round
divide it up
and get down

test tube circle pit
test tube circle pit

test tube circle pit
test tube circle pit

Make the time for a far-out adventure
Make the time for a crazy trip
Make it today or make it tomorrow
Into this world you’ll surely slip

Make the time for a far-out adventure
Make the time for a crazy trip
Make it today or make it tomorrow
Her heart will surely skip

Make the time for a far-out adventure
Make the time for a crazy trip
Make it today or make it tomorrow
Your lid will surely flip

Make it today or make it tomorrow
Make it today or make it tomorrow
Make it today or make it today
Make it today

Ghoul, Ghast
Wrath, Wraith
These are the things
That the living hate

Shadow, Skeleton
Specter, Lich
Vampire, Zombie
but not a Witch

Know your enemy
Negative plane of energy
Know Your Enemy
Drain your humanity
Know Your Enemy
A cleric ensures victory
Know Your enemy
to save the party

Ghost, Demi-lich
Dungeon, tower
Lose two levels
from their power

Suck, stench
touch, bite
The Undead kingdom
is the night

Know your enemy
Negative plane of energy
Know Your Enemy
Drain your humanity
Know Your Enemy
A cleric ensures victory
Know Your enemy
to save the party

Primal Fury
Started Early
Die roll 20

Blood red seeing
Turns melee-ing
into a mausoleum

Berzerker
Insane rage
Berzerker
Death’s uncaged
Berzerker
Friend or Foe
Berzerker
No one knows

Goblin’s dying
Cleric’s praying
Nonsense raving

Long sword swinging
Funerary singing
Doom’s what he’s bringing

Bezerker
Odin’s lift
Bezerker
Tragic gift
Bezerker
Hack and slash
Bezerker
Who dies last?

Moving quickly but not so silently
We stumbled our way through the hall
What we saw there in front of us
Slowed the party to a crawl

Paralysis
to devour us
Stunning us
to lay its eggs in us
Carrion Crawler
Rotting Corpse mauler
The way around
Is to make no sound

We quickly realized our position
Off came the plate mail and the boots
Fished out the fancy bag of holding
to insert our coins and jingling loot

Tentacles
Fearsome to behold
Freezing cold
Our imperiled souls
Carrion Crawler
Rotting Corpse mauler
The way around
Is to make no sound

Thief made her roll to move silently
Dexterity checks all went well
Slid by the dungeon scavenger
Leaving it there to forever dwell

Intelligence
Trumps violence
Extra experience
Through our silence
Carrion Crawler
Rotting Corpse mauler
The way around
Is to make no sound