Cough Cool

Sorry Glenn Danzig: There is nothing cool about coughing.

I have been listening to this song for about a decade, and I still don’t think coughing is cool. Here are some alternative ideas to what he is singing about:

It is some kind of command that one says to their companion when checking out a couple of attractive half-elves: “Hey, Bildor, cough cool and see what happens.”

It is a magic-user cantrip that allows the apprentice to expel a refreshingly cool breeze from her mouth.

It is the name of lesser-known halfling sheriff, CoughCool Brambleweed

When repeated several times, it becomes the verbal component to magic mouth: coughcoolcoughcoolcoughcoolcoughcool

Coughing=uncool

Coughing=uncool

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