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		<title>Nun Orgy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been watching nunsploitation movies the last four or five days, and in case there was any confusion about what walking in on a nun orgy looks like:

This is from the movie Satanico Pandemonium (1974ish), and I watched it in Spanish, which I understand minimally, so I am not real sure what happened. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You must be this nerdy to enter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perverse Osmosis basement show at the Owl Cave, B&#8217;More, Maryland.
Shh, don&#8217;t tell anyone but PO is getting together next weekend to do some lights for our longtime friends The Flying Eyes and production work for a polar bear plunge [not using actual polar bears]. More importantly, we are playing a limited version of Vale of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all Osmosites:
Enjoy your end of the year festivities. 2011 pretty much sucked, so let&#8217;s hope for a better 2012.
One of my resolutions: smoking more cigarettes 

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		<title>Realization</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 13:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode six of Twin Peaks offers us the visit to One Eyed Jacks, some more Audrey Horne smoking, Waldo the mynah bird, Hank Jennings, and Cooper in a tux. No one can doubt that TP had lots of plots occurring simultaneously.
The ever-intrepid Miss Audrey Horne doing a little detective work

Please note that she is smoking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cooper&#8217;s Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode five of Twin Peaks features the Icelanders, or, as Cooper calls them, &#8220;a large group of insane men.&#8221; We also get owls, lots of Log Lady, some classic stupid Bobby Briggs, and Audrey Horne half naked.
Chet and Montana from Invitation to Love

Dr. Jacoby makes Bobby cry.

Audrey lets that assistant manager know what is up:

Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One-Armed Man</title>
		<link>http://www.perverseosmosis.com/3290</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode four of Twin Peaks has classic Deputy Brennan, Hank Jennings, some of my favorite lines, and lots of Audrey Horne smoking a cigarette.
The Log Lady drops this pearl in the introduction:
Are we being introduced against our will?
The amazing Dr. Jacoby:

Agent Cooper, the problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature.

Chet and Jade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rest in Pain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode three of Twin Peaks. Some of the best Albert dialogue happens in this episode, and we get some more Invitation to Love. But more importantly, Audrey Horne.

I&#8217;ve got a lot of cutting and pasting to do gentlemen so please why don&#8217;t you return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.

Oh yeah, well I&#8217;ve had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode two of Twin Peaks, which introduces the incomparable Albert Rosenfield, One-Eyed Jacks, Jerry Horne, and some sweet dancing by Audrey Horne.
But before we get to the Audrey, let&#8217;s us all revel in the awesomeness that is Albert.
 
What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out of this tree house, Cooper?

These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traces to Nowhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episode one of Twin Peaks.
May I say again, Ms. Audrey Horne, you are the bee&#8217;s knees:

The cat&#8217;s jacket:

Her coquettish seduction of Cooper contains some priceless dialogue:
&#8220;You know sometimes I get so flushed, it&#8217;s interesting. Do your palms ever itch?&#8221;
Robert, I note your reluctance to enter in a dialogue with me, your father.

This David Lynch guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twin Peaks</title>
		<link>http://www.perverseosmosis.com/3245</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 01:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jonas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am starting to watch Twin Peaks again. I forgot how good it is. The images are grainy, but I am taking pictures of the projection on my wall.
Audrey Horne, for example. Oh Audrey Horne.

Be still, my beating heart:

Great lay out here:

It is the cure for the holiday blues.
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