How to Die

All good thieves [bad ones are dead early on] know that any chest that they run into is likely to have something special along with it that is designed to turn merry old Harthro the halfling into a corpse, a reanimated corpse, or a badger [if the only person around to resurrect the body is a druid]. The DM’s Guide gives a fairly representative listing of what might happen:

If I were Harthro, I would hope for the trapdoor appearing 6 feet away from me. Maybe it will take out that nagging paladin and all of her “oh, we shouldn’t steal” complaining.

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