Episode four of Twin Peaks has classic Deputy Brennan, Hank Jennings, some of my favorite lines, and lots of Audrey Horne smoking a cigarette.

The Log Lady drops this pearl in the introduction:
Are we being introduced against our will?

The amazing Dr. Jacoby:

Agent Cooper, the problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature.

Chet and Jade and Emerald invite you.

As usual, what we really came here for: Audrey Horne smoking:

I will end this post with my favorite Cooper line:
Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention

Episode three of Twin Peaks. Some of the best Albert dialogue happens in this episode, and we get some more Invitation to Love. But more importantly, Audrey Horne.

I’ve got a lot of cutting and pasting to do gentlemen so please why don’t you return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.

Oh yeah, well I’ve had about enough of morons and half wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells … and you chowder head yokel, you blithering hayseed.

Morton Hadley as Chet

And now, what we really came here for, Audrey Horne.

I think we know where this is going.

Flutter heart

Sophisticated Audrey at the funeral.

Audrey as Gothic heroine, as she listens through the wall.

Episode two of Twin Peaks, which introduces the incomparable Albert Rosenfield, One-Eyed Jacks, Jerry Horne, and some sweet dancing by Audrey Horne.

But before we get to the Audrey, let’s us all revel in the awesomeness that is Albert.

What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out of this tree house, Cooper?

These people sure do like their coffee.

And now what we are all here for: Audrey Horne drinking coffee.

Oh dancing Audrey, will you ever find love?

Episode one of Twin Peaks.

May I say again, Ms. Audrey Horne, you are the bee’s knees:

The cat’s jacket:

Her coquettish seduction of Cooper contains some priceless dialogue:
“You know sometimes I get so flushed, it’s interesting. Do your palms ever itch?”

Robert, I note your reluctance to enter in a dialogue with me, your father.

This David Lynch guy has some interesting ideas about the American nuclear family.

I am starting to watch Twin Peaks again. I forgot how good it is. The images are grainy, but I am taking pictures of the projection on my wall.

Audrey Horne, for example. Oh Audrey Horne.

Be still, my beating heart:

Great lay out here:

It is the cure for the holiday blues.