Episode six of Twin Peaks offers us the visit to One Eyed Jacks, some more Audrey Horne smoking, Waldo the mynah bird, Hank Jennings, and Cooper in a tux. No one can doubt that TP had lots of plots occurring simultaneously.

The ever-intrepid Miss Audrey Horne doing a little detective work

Please note that she is smoking in the closet here.

Chet gets ready to end the reign of that damned Montana.

“Nice suit Ed.”

One of the best pieces of advice in all of TV history: “Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen.”

Audrey Horne eats a cherry:

Episode five of Twin Peaks features the Icelanders, or, as Cooper calls them, “a large group of insane men.” We also get owls, lots of Log Lady, some classic stupid Bobby Briggs, and Audrey Horne half naked.

Chet and Montana from Invitation to Love

Dr. Jacoby makes Bobby cry.

Audrey lets that assistant manager know what is up:

Well, Ms. Horne, I see that I have caught you unaware:

The owls won’t see us in here.

Episode four of Twin Peaks has classic Deputy Brennan, Hank Jennings, some of my favorite lines, and lots of Audrey Horne smoking a cigarette.

The Log Lady drops this pearl in the introduction:
Are we being introduced against our will?

The amazing Dr. Jacoby:

Agent Cooper, the problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature.

Chet and Jade and Emerald invite you.

As usual, what we really came here for: Audrey Horne smoking:

I will end this post with my favorite Cooper line:
Gentlemen, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we must always pay strict attention

Episode three of Twin Peaks. Some of the best Albert dialogue happens in this episode, and we get some more Invitation to Love. But more importantly, Audrey Horne.

I’ve got a lot of cutting and pasting to do gentlemen so please why don’t you return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.

Oh yeah, well I’ve had about enough of morons and half wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells … and you chowder head yokel, you blithering hayseed.

Morton Hadley as Chet

And now, what we really came here for, Audrey Horne.

I think we know where this is going.

Flutter heart

Sophisticated Audrey at the funeral.

Audrey as Gothic heroine, as she listens through the wall.

Episode two of Twin Peaks, which introduces the incomparable Albert Rosenfield, One-Eyed Jacks, Jerry Horne, and some sweet dancing by Audrey Horne.

But before we get to the Audrey, let’s us all revel in the awesomeness that is Albert.

What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out of this tree house, Cooper?

These people sure do like their coffee.

And now what we are all here for: Audrey Horne drinking coffee.

Oh dancing Audrey, will you ever find love?