Teleporting to Irongate

This just in at Perverse Osmosis:  The City of Irongate, long under siege by the Scarlet Brotherhood, and forced to teleport in almost all goods, has increased by one the amount of magic-users capable of casting teleport. According to a press release from The University of Irongate, Gilber de Guilbert recently passed her qualifying exam to become an official 9th-level sorcerer. Guilbert’s dissertation on the efficacy of scrying to improve teleportation accuracy is the first long-term study of the type in its field.

Guilbert’s additional teleporting is expected to bring in an extra 100 pounds of goods a day into Irongate. Those familiar with the spell can, in turn, compute the weight of Guilbert. Sources close to the Merchants’ Guild claim that most of this new poundage will be in the form of cloth, flour, and petty candy. The expected exports are semi-precious peridot and assorted dwarven lagers.

I'll have some Now and Laters and a couple Tootsie Rolls

I'll have some Now and Laters and a couple Tootsie Rolls

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