Thanks to the fine people at WFMU, this monster from space doo-wop rocker entered my ear holes:

Do not take shortcuts through graveyards [it is a bunch of jive]. I mean, one can, but only when prepared. Get some holy/unholy water, a mace of disruption, and maybe a reverse polymorph spell that can freeze the thing in one form. Then, bash away with the mace. It is certainly worth the encumbrance.

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