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Getting Familiar (with Your Familiar)

Familiar-1You hadn’t always been happy with getting Stanwick as yourfamiliar–you were hoping for a pseudo-dragon or a brownie– but the toad’s wide-angle vision had gotten you both out of more dangerous situations than you cared to count. Stanwick was loyal, and ever since you got a copy of speak with animals from a former classmate, you had learned he was also interested in fine dining, history, and language. He had a toad wife who living slightly outside of the Dim Forest, and two of their children also worked as familiars.

You trusted the toad more than any other companion, and Stanwick found you insightful and pleasantly daring. The familiar liked to scout ahead and often time found things that the rest of the party missed. Now was one of those times. Stanwick began jumping up and down in your pocket, drawing your attention. After looking up at you, he jumps out of your robe, landing on the ground. The toad croaks out, “Come on,” and commences hopping towards the newly-discovered cave.


You follow Stanwick down the path towards the cave and find a door.

You follow Stanwick down the path and avoid the cave.


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Sing Along!

Magic users' best friend, best first level spell to get
Got a d20 in your hand, gonna get more than just a pet
Hope to roll a 15, get something from the outer planes
But no matter what familiar you get, it should be more than just a name

Getting familiar with your familiar
It's time to find out what your pseudo-dragon thinks
Getting familiar with your familiar
Time to learn the ale that your brownie drinks

Does you hawk have a girlfriend? What's the name of your weasel's kid?
Find out your quasit's career goals, find out what your imp just did.
Don't take them for granted, not even your slimy toad.
His wide angle vision sees the cave at the end of the road.


Getting familiar with your familiar (X4)