Perverse Osmosis Stoned Giant - Perverse Osmosis

Stoned Giant

Stoned GiantThe room you have entered is dimly lit except for the east wall, which is illuminated by green, blue, and red swirling lights. Sitting around a table are four giants and in the middle of the table, you can make out what looks like a large smoking pipe and several large earthen mugs.

After taking a seat, you begin to engage in small talk. You speak a fair amount of giant languages, and stone giant is one of the easier ones. At some point, a pipe comes your direction, then another. You realize that these giants seem like they are going to be okay. There is a break in the conversation; one of the giants stands up, reaches into a closet, and pulls out a water pipe the size of ten foot pole arm.

The next thing you know, you and three of the giants are all laying on the floor, laughing and watching an extendedfaerie fire display by the magic-user. One of the other giants is talking to the druid, mentioning something about escaped princesses and a hidden door.

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Under one of the rugs on wall, you find a secret passage carved into the stone. Feeling buzzed and adventurous, you stumble along the cave, giggling like a rockled gnome.About fifteen paces in, it branches. The munchies have you searching for something to eat.

Torchlight flickers invitingly in the cavern to the right. You hear various folks singing and the sounds of clinking tankards.

You’re all set to go to the right when–taking a token glance to the left–you catch a fleeting glimpse of a young maiden running down the tunnel to the left.

Are you interested in going rightor leftto find your fortune?

 

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      Stoned Giant

Sing Along!

In our house of stone, in our time of need
We all smoked some stone giant weed
From a homegrown kit, raised in shit
Only the druid could have more than one hit

He offered us a bong, it was six feet long
He wanted us to come along
On a cosmic ride, deep inside
The kaleidoscopic majesty of the cyclopean mind -- he's a

Chorus:
Stoned giant, he's higher than you and me
Stoned giant, on some supersized THC

I had a little taste, I had a little tug
Next thing you know, I'm face down on the rug
One tube, two tubes, three tubes, four
Druid had the giant with us on the floor

We all took a bong, it was six feet long
We all wanted to come along
On a cosmic ride, deep inside
The kaleidoscopic majesty of the cyclopean mind with the

[chorus]

[solo]

Stoned giant, he's higher than you and me
Stoned giant, on some supersized TH - supersized TH - supersized THC!