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Lair of the Basilisk

Basilisk3You see the sliver of a crack in the dungeon wall, a sliver that usually meant one thing: a secret door. You start feeling the wall around the crack, looking for the switch, button, or lever that would spring the latch. You are rewarded as the wall moves out slightly, outlining the previously hidden door.

Ahead of you is a descending tunnel wide enough for two characters to walk down. You watch as the barbarian and the thief start sneaking down it. As you watch, they begin to pick up speed; the halfling is trying to turn around, but the floor seems to be coated in some slippery substance. The barbarian showed no sign of stopping, rushing headlong down the ramp. At least he was rushing until his flesh was turned to stone.

Above you, you hear the sounds of arrows and the laughter of goblins. Barrels of something start raining down on the party: you realize it is something akin to oil. The substance is slick enough to make the footing treacherous, but the worse threat is still coming. You see flaming arrows and spears coming out of the semi-darkness of the ceiling. As they hit, small fires start, driving you and the rest of the party down the ramp. Down the ramp and into the lair of the basilisk.

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Oil spill down the hill leads to the kill
Slipping and sliding against our will
Planned our attack despite what we lacked
Imlari planned to jump on its back

Here in the Vale of the Basilisk
Deep in the lair of the Basilisk
We've come to kill the Basilisk
We've come to kill the Basilisk

Random chance ends this halfling's romance
Geologic stiffening happening in his pants

Here in the Vale of the Basilisk
Deep in the lair of the Basilisk
We've come to kill the Basilisk
We've come to kill the Basilisk

Barbarian led the way into the fray
Turned to stone ended his day

Here in the Vale of the Basilisk
Deep in the lair of the Basilisk
We're trying to kill the Basilisk
We're trying to kill the Basilisk

Assassin's dexterity and his mental clarity
Were no match for the basilisk's masonry
Cleric's blundering and feet stumbling
In a hundred years she will be crumbling

Here in the Vale of the Basilisk
Deep in the lair of the Basilisk
We got killed by the Basilisk
We got killed by the Basilisk