Mall of the Basilisk
Here are the treasures you seek:
The record that got us dubbed “serious dorks” by none other than Maximum Rocknroll magazine, thus causing us to be publicly disavowed by the International Society of Goofy Dorks, of which we were members in good standing at the time.
Here it is again, technologically advanced right up to the leading edge of near-obsoleteness. Grip it and rip it, as the fella says. Then use it to make shiny curtains.